Social media makes it look like every trainer’s dog is flawless. Truth is, even Sam isn’t perfect — and that’s ok. Training isn’t about creating robots, it’s about learning, mistakes, and building a bond so the memories live forever.

We all think of ‘treats’ as something extra — but like Bruce Bogtrotter in Matilda, too much of a good thing isn’t always good. The real treat is having a dog that wants to work with you for their daily food.

Enrichment should feel like Jurassic Park — full of adventure, stimulation, and new experiences. Just… without the near-death raptor chases. A licki mat won’t cut it. Take your dog out into the real world and give them the kind of enrichment that truly enhances their life.

Rescue dogs aren’t Chip ’n Dale — they don’t need saving every episode. With the right approach, they can just be what they are: dogs.

Freedom looks epic in the movies — but in real life, giving dogs too much too soon can be a recipe for chaos. Whether it’s a puppy or a rescue, structure first, freedom later. Freedom that is earned is the only kind that lasts.

"Judge Dredd had it right: ‘I am the Balance.’ That’s how real dog training works too — rewards, boundaries, and clarity all working together to build reliability that lasts."

Dog training isn’t magic — and it’s not as tricky as a crane kick either. Before the flashy obedience or cool tricks, you need the basics in place. Wax on, wax off — these are the 7 foundations I use with every dog, every time.

The first rule of Dog Club? No on-lead greetings. Just because everyone does it, doesn’t mean it’s normal. Here’s why neutrality beats chaos every time.

A trainer can only show you the door — but it’s you that has to walk through it. Think The Matrix, but with fewer leather coats: take the blue pill and nothing changes. Take the red pill, and see what’s possible when you put in the homework and the graft.

They’re grrrreat! Well… when you do it right. Crate training done properly isn’t cruel — it’s a skill every dog should have in the bag before they actually need it.

Puppy classes got you shouting “He’s friendly!” while your dog drags you across the park? Socialisation needs a serious rethink. Less Crazy Town, more calm town.

Co-operative play with your dog. It’s not just chucking a ball — but it’s a hell of a lot easier than the board game Operation.

Under pressure? So is your dog. But pressure’s not the problem — it’s how we deal with it. A lesson for dogs… and us.

Choosing and using the right toy is more important than you think

Teaching Total Recall without the trips to Mars

Shouting and screaming won’t get you anywhere — unless you’re in the film Jerry Maguire. Marker training helps you build a clearer, more meaningful line of communication with your dog. That’s where progress starts.